Get a load of this...

With the holidays here, it's time to think about recycled paper sources.  One of my favorites is Poo Poo Paper who makes orderless paper products from Elephant Poo.  You can check out their stuff here:  http://new.poopoopaper.com/

FECAL MATTER O'FACTS

Poop, poo, dung, doo, pies, patties - whatever you want to call it - has been used for millenia in so many useful ways: as a fuel; as a building material; as an insect repellant. POOPOOPAPER™ products simply continue a long time tradition by using poop as the base for our unique pulp mixtures.

Moral of the story: Don't piss off your tattoo artist

This story cracked me up:  http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/woman-sues-over-poo-tattoo-1.1190957