Poo-Dough

• Mix and swirl the two tones of brown Poo Dough and place into poo mold to make your own poo

• To make even grosser, use the yellow Poo Dough to make kernels of corn or peanuts using the included molds

• Place the Poo Dough around the house to prank family and guests. Sit back and enjoy the laughs

• Poo Dough looks like the real thing but smells much better

• Contains three 3-ounce cans of Poo Dough, a total of 9 ounces of Poo Dough

Ugly Holiday Sweater

It was only a matter of time before "ugly holiday sweaters" started incorporating poo…  This version features delicate snowflakes, a festive holiday pattern, and squatting moose taking a dump.  This is the type of subtle humor that requires someone to stare at your chest to “get it”.

Here are a few more hilarious bodily function variations:

Emoji Marketing

About 2 months ago, Clear Channel raised a 55-foot-tall electronic billboard in San Carlos (at 800 Bransten Road).  Today, I was blown away to see this New Relic ad.  Poop emoji marketing seems to be all the rage.  I wonder if it's effective?  I guess it got me too look.